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v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.
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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.
Seems a bit short of breath though.
n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.
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Why you all dressed up?
Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.
They know you can't count, right?
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n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.
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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.
Like the Iowa caucuses?
Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.
n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.
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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.
You know that's Bob Dylan , right?
Yeah. So what's your point?
n. Someone whose deep love sends them to extreme LENGTHS.
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Why did you quit the freestyle skiing team to spend more quality time with your wife? You were sure to medal at the Olympics.
I guess I'm just a buttercupper.
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n. Habitually poorly attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.
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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?
No, I see myself as more of a hobo than a debutante.
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n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.
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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?
No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.
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