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n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.
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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
n. Device that makes incompatible connections compatible. An interface modulator.
v. To employ an interface modulator to make a connection.
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Hey babe! You and me! Right! Are you up for some sweet connectivity?
They have not yet made a dongle that will let that happen.
n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.
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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.
v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.
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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.
v. To “accidentally” fondle a masseuse.
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Tell me you did not just deshaun me right there! I am about a second away from going all elbows on your junk drawers.
n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.
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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.
Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.