guat

adj. Lowest of the low. A total waste of space.

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Why are you going out with that guat?

She reminds me of my mother.

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muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

moguls

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?

lung bleaching

v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.

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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.

trample

v. To obtain revenge by destroying a relationship via sluttery.

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Vivian has gone far too far. Time for us to trample her whiny soul.

hattrick

n. Three customers using a corner girl sequentially , or simultaneously, in one transaction.

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Yo Wendy! Got another hattrick last night. If McDavid had my touch the Oilers might make the playoffs once in a while.

masking

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?