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n. Only the best bloody grub under the Aussie sun mate! Stick a bit of fresh pouch on the bar by and slash down a chilly while it sizzles like a koala in a bush fire.
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Which of you clobbers needs another slab of kangameat!
n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.
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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.
Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.
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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.
A nappy would be more useful.
n. Moving like a tornado, at work or at play. Additionally, in Australia, it can refer to sewing obscene hats or smiling sweetly whilst handing out rocks shaped like heads.
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The world would be a better place if more people were ashleying.
And we would all have anus hats.
place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.
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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!
Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?
Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
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n. Rugby term for a savage pile of crushing behemoths that isn't quite as organized as a scrumor as jumbled as aruck.
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Penalty to red:; offside:; a loose maul had formed ... I think.
n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.
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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.
Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?
Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.
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