grinerswitch

n. A very one-sided exchange of something valuable or useful for something with political benefit but limited practical value.

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Look! North Korea gave us a box of old battle flags in exchange for some nuclear missiles.

Kind of a grinerswitch.

woolie

n. Aussie term for a terrific surfing wave with a white tumbling crest.

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Grab your plank mate! I just spotted a woolie in the harbour as big as Nellie's Kangameat Shoppe.

Too right Bruce! Time to wax the water carpet and catch an Abo's dream.

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.