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n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.
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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.
v. Using your fame or power to avoid the responsibilities of life.
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Paris Hilton, in her era, was huge on djokoviking. But she never endangered millions of Aussies.
n. Person who, on birthdays etc, gives coffee cups inscribed with witticisms to pretty girls he admires and wishes to date. Less intense than flowers or jewelry, the gifts can be laughed off if his feelings are not reciprocated.
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Valentine's Day is coming. Going to finally tell Sophie that you love her?
Nah, but I found her this great mug with an erotic limerick! In Latin!
You are such a cupper. You know you are going to die alone, right?
Nos amici mei videbundt!
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n. Young idiotic riders of electric scooters. Often seen in noisy swarms violating both civic laws and the rules of common sense.
Heads up! Reckless scooties approaching.
v. A medical procedure in which the disease-causing bacteria in a patient's colon are replaced by normal, healthy bacteria by transplantation of faeces via the anal canal.
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I had a C. difficile infection but I avoided a bowel resection because I let the doctor repoopulate my colon.
Do you know how they do that? I think I would have opted for the resection.
n. Theatre enthusiast willing to endure numerous hard benches and enthusiastic presentations of confused mayhem in the search for one nugget of magic
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I am going to the Fringe Theatre Festival this weekend. This is the year that being a fringer pays off.
You say that every year.
v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.
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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?
Probably Oman.