beefcase

n. Lunchbox for devoted meat eaters. Often used disparagingly by vegetarians.

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Hey Grog! What innocent creature is in your beefcase today?

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?

qatarhero

n. Person who makes the defining play which wins the coveted trophy, contract, election etc.

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Ronaldo will never be the qatarhero..

Yeah. He's more of a lifetime qatargoat.

qatarhero

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.

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Pour a little more mouthwash in my hand sanitizer Roger, you old qatarhero! We're not blind yet!

grinerswitch

n. A very one-sided exchange of something valuable or useful for something with political benefit but limited practical value.

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Look! North Korea gave us a box of old battle flags in exchange for some nuclear missiles.

Kind of a grinerswitch.

woolie

n. Aussie term for a terrific surfing wave with a white tumbling crest.

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Grab your plank mate! I just spotted a woolie in the harbour as big as Nellie's Kangameat Shoppe.

Too right Bruce! Time to wax the water carpet and catch an Abo's dream.

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