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n. A flap of fat used to cover up an unsightly or potentially leaky surgical connection of two pieces of intestine.
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That, my friend, is a poor piece of surgical workmanship. Did you train in Australia by any chance?
No worries mate! We'll flap over it with a bit of an anastoplast and leave the resi to close whilst you and I woggle down to the pizzeria to watch the robotic cat waitress put some woolies out of work.
n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.
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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."
n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.
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Iâm thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.
Sounds like a superleague mate.
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n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.
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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.
n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.
2)Snug tanktop
3)Unusual sexual position.
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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?
You'll have to be more specific.
v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.
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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.
n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again ⦠indelicately.
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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Aboâs bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redoâs Procedure with an assistant from Perth who canât tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.