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n. Complex operation, attempted only by the most skilled surgeons, in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.
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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Aboâs bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedinâ Redoâs Procedure with an assistant from Perth who canât tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.
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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Aboâs bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redoâs Procedure with an assistant from Perth who canât tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.
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Looks like this Ukrainian
war is going to come down to penalty shots.
n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.
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Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.
n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.
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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.
If you want to join the quadtangle you'll need to sign this release ... and my breast.
n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.
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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.
n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.
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Going to the orgy tonight?
No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.