shacker

n. Frugal person who seeks to eschew rampant consumerism. Certainly not a filthy hobo.

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How can you be a physician and a shacker?

Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.

merkled

v. Disparaged publicly.

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Madonna totally merkled Sean Penn last night on stage.

Did anyone care?

drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

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drover smudge

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

euph

n. Shortened form of the word “euphemism” preferred by busy folk with no time for four sylls.

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When you say you have to “put icing on the cake” is that a euph?

No. It’s my daughter’s birthday. Perv.