untruss

v. To free a region from the ensnaring tentacles of an unwanted, generally useless politician, parent etc.

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The environmentally destructive madness has gone on long enough. It’s time to untruss Alberta.

spellunking

v. Descending into the depths of incorrect spelling:; using intricate arguments to defend one’s use of bad spelling.

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My second grader’s teacher says my girl is already an expert at spellunking! I am prowd as a peecockk!

shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.

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slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

Galentine’s Day

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

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beclowning

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.