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n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.
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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?
Will they be pretty?
No. Not at all.
n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.
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Grab some sponges and give me some room. Itâs cuttime.
n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.
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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.
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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.
Oh, itâs pretty crowded in there already.
n. Like a slutwipe but briefer. One attempts to wash oneâs smelliest areas after a long arduous day of hiking in the wilderness and setting up camp many miles from soap, water, and privacy. Usually done in a sleeping bag at minus forty degrees.
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What are you up to Tyler? The tent is in danger of collapse!
Just having a whoresplash. I like to feel fresh before bed.
n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.
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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.
n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.
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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.