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n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.
At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.
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v. Playing piano and singing in a surreal god-like fashion.
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Where are the Procul Harums of today? No one is brookering anymore.
n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing oneâs dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.
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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.
In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.
Right. Well Iâll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
n. Gawdâs gift to basketball. The anti-Dukes. The best. Ever.
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Who you think will win tonight.
The Zagdawgs. No contest. Baylor will be lucky to come second.
v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.
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You get thrown out of college yet?
No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.
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place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired âWe are desperate to vacation anywhereâ ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.
Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.
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v. To dunk over an opponent after muscling through the entire team.
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Jordan did not arejay the way Barrett does.