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N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.
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Nice miss Jacques!
No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
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n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.
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Canât wait! Iâm going to my first junior hockey game tonight.
Donât forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
n. A Chicago Cubs fan who has become a complete person because of the long awaited victory of the Cubs in the World Series.
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We won. We finally won! The final piece in the puzzle that is life has fallen into place! At last I am a cubbywhole.
You got that right.
n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.
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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!
Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?
v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.
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If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.
adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.
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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?
I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.
n. Scruffy android designed to wander from town to town taking odd jobs and unsecured valuables.
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Who would steal half a can of used oil, some rusty screws and an ice pick?
Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!