virality

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

naritan

n. Idle traveller with little purpose:; one who enjoys moving about.

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Think i’ll sell my house and become a naritan:; a simple man of the road.

raptor

n. someone who has fallen, rapidly, from greatness to mediocrity.

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Dude! You did a triple wheelie spin last week and now you can’t stick an ollie? What a raptor thou hast become.

Anger management

v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.

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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.

Court order or peer pressure?

veraciter

n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.

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Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.

I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.

You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.

Montreal

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

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porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.