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place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
Theyâre awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.
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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
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n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.
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Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.
And a better haircut.
n. Repeated exhausting sexual acts involving a Mayan or, in a pinch, any Central American.
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Okay team. Any of you men with some strength left after another ten sprints are going to give me five guat-thrusts if you want to make the Canadian Junior hockey team.
You don't look Mayan.
Quiet Fleury.
n. A deep black sticky morass of adverts.
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The Superbowl broadcast is becoming a total ad-mire.
n. Device that makes incompatible connections compatible. An interface modulator.
v. To employ an interface modulator to make a connection.
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Hey babe! You and me! Right! Are you up for some sweet connectivity?
They have not yet made a dongle that will let that happen.
n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.
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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.
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