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n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.
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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.
adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than âAwesome, yawn.â Much better.
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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.
That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.
n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.
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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddyâs chair looks very wobbly.
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n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.
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That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?
n. Freezing cold winter day.
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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I canât feel my knees.
v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.
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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.
Court order or peer pressure?
n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.
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Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.
I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.
You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.