homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

meekling

n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

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Romney is not a meekling.

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Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

indigeneity

adj. Possessing a degree of aboriginal blood, or spirit, or, at the very least, having a working knowledge of a John Wayne movie or the poem “Hiawatha”.

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I think my class visit to the reserve gives me enough indigeneity to qualify for an aboriginal action bursary.

Ingenious!