pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

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trumple

The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.

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St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

merdawg

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

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Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

fidget spinner

n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.

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Must have fidget spinner. MUST HAVE FIDGET SPINNER! MUST...HAVE....FIDGET.....SPINNER!!!!

boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

toffle

n. Minor verbal or physical interaction with bystanders, hotdog vendor carts, policemen etc whilst skateboarding.

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What up Seymour? Living the dream?

Totally Pleasantville. Bit of a toffle with a mime troupe. Oh, and I think I broke my leg.