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n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.
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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.
Bladderhell. Again.
n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.
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Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.
"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."
v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.
Don’t rugbybawl Ireland, at least you weren’t beaten by Canada.
v. To work ludicrously efficiently and intelligently.
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If we all jenesserate we will finish these operations early and can begin drinking heavily.
Ashleying is also acceptable ... but no obscene hats.
n. Bewildered druggie who thinks that the empty desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all life’s mysteries.
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Old one! I beseech you, reveal to me. the secrets of the mesquite.
Another God-forsaken duner! If I knew life’s secrets would I and my kidneys be shriveled from chronic dehydration in this admittedly gorgeous slot canyon?
n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.
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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.
Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.