duner

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

chauvinism

n. Choking someone.

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Stop! We have already seen far too much chauvinism.

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spiderbang

n. Aussie term for any useless time-wasting activity.

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Strewth mate! Get on with the operation! We didn’t scrub up for a bleeding spiderbang.

Hang about. The gasser hasn’t tubed her yet.

boltoned

v. Destroyed. Revealed to be grossly imperfect.

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That new skater DT thought he was all that but he just got boltoned. .

manhatters

n. The feisty folk of mid-town NY who took a granite cradle, shook out the dusty contents, and forged an empire. People with spunk, drive and a collection of odd accents. Not to be confused with ‘man haters’.

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Park avenue is alive with manhatters:; must be a parade or something.

toe drag

n. Ice hockey term referring to a deceptive offensive move involving a sweet feint and misdirection. Also a Canadian sexual move.

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You should have seen Oscar’s nice toe drag last night. I love the way that guy sets it up then scores five-hole.

He’s okay on the ice too.

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.