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racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021


mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

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mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

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Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019


vagabondage

n. Kinky hoboerotic sex play involving ropes, chains and a ragged street person.

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More gangrene? You still into all that vagabondage Antonio? If you are you need to know that “tighter” is not a good safe word.

by gnostic3 September 11, 2019


vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2019


commune

n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.

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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!

Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

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paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016