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Onomatopoeic expression denoting an expected cash windfall.
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BMI cholecystectomy with chlolodochoduodenostomy? What does that even mean Kara?
Ka-ching ca-khing!
n. Destruction of an opposing team's hopes of victory via a multi-skilled clinical exploitation of their weaknesses.
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The Knicks were lucky to come in second in that game. What a landrition.
n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.
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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?
Not me. I am going to be the Nude Yearâs Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!
Okay. Well. Be safe.
n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.
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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
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n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.
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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.
But there are only three candidates left.
Itâs just an expression Mr. Trump.
n. Mysterious anaesthetic agent that solves all problems... Patient awareness? Patient motion? Tachycardia? Hypertension? ... Inject the white stuff!
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âSorry to disturb your sudoku time doc but the patient is ...â
âWhite stuff! For Godâs sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Donât they teach anything in Calgary?â
v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.
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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.