testiculated

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

senatorial impartiality

adj. A somewhat magical quality once abundant in America but which, like the buffalo and entertaining broadcast TV, is now seldom seen.

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Unicorn horns and senatorial impartiality do not exist! And I am a bit suspicious of this Tooth Fairy.

papal apology

n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.

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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?

I do not care. As long as it ends.

danglage

n. Odd or extraneous bits of patient clothing, drapes or genitals that hang over the OR table and interfere with equipment function.

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I can’t slide this roller in properly. Can you check for danglage?

Check for danglage, DOCTOR.

Sorry.

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.