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n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.
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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!
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n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.
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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?
n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.
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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?
n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of all the words learned over the course of a lifetime.
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Vocabulator failures, in which the correct or perfect word ( le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled regions of a surgeon's mind, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.
n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.
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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?
One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.
Good plan Fred.
n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.
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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.
Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.
v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.
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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.