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adj. Lowest of the low. A total waste of space.
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Why are you going out with that guat?
She reminds me of my mother.
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n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.
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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?
No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?
You on the pipe again.
n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.
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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.
n. Person who has been vaccinated.
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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.
Bummer.
Only if you are a jabee.
n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.
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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.
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n. Tiny goose. Often an infant but sometimes just small.
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Just saw a very cute gooseling at the pond!
You mean gosling?
No. Gooseling. Do you not read Urban Dictionary?
n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.
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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela! Reckon your sloppy stitching will still close the hiatus up tighter than a platypusâ egg hole.