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n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.
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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.
And body bags?
And body bags!
n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Before becoming politically verboten the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement.
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I ate a brownie yesterday. Very tasty.
RACIST!!!
n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Formerly the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement, but now all those usages are verboten and considered insensitive triggers.
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I enjoy eating brownies.
RACIST!
v. To impeach someone for a second time.
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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.
Or our innocence.
n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.
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Careful how you handle this viral pandemic. We do not need any more ash browns.
v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.
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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.
v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.
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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.