creamy douche

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.

That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.

Vagingleberry

Dingleberries stuck in pubic hair surrounding a vagina

I was going down a women in her 60s who is incontinent, and i opened my eyes and it was a piece of toilet paper - a vagingleberry.