to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
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a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from
Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.
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friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums
Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.
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1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children
I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.
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a black prostitute with braces
Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.
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someone who loves doo-doo feces
If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.
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an individual that would do anything for crack.
I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.
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