Glott

When you put nail polish on your dick and then stick your dick in your own ass so you can shit out paintings.

I'm two days into college and I love to go glotting.

Seltz

When you have sex with a pregnant lady as you're giving birth so you can feel the kid.

Excuse me doc, can you step to the side so I can seltz? I'm really horny

Twerm

When you take a shit in a dog bowl and then mold the piece of shit into a vagina so you can fuck it.

Have you even started twermmaxxing yet? It's 2024!