griffing

1. griffing, or more properly, griffithing, is the act of being literally, objectively, and certifiably insane and constantly sexualizing everybody around you, but espousing views contrary to who you are so you can get laid.

2. a f*cking cenobite head ass mfer

3. the kind of guy who hangs up a group call so he can go jork it, and by it, let's justr say his peanits

"Bro, did you see Zack yesterday? He's been griffing out for 3 weeks straight."

"Damn, bro, he should try getting bitches for 3 weeks straight"