Textual Assault

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

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