Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

Rick James Nose Arobics

To snort cocaine

Todd: do you want to smoke pot tonight
Lucius: pot? Nah, son. I’m doing the Rick James Nose Arobics
Todd: what’s that?
Lucius: that’s snorting cocaine