eRobber

A person who excels in swindling items from Ebay without paying for them. Often a self-proclaimed title, due to the scarceness of witnesses to this horrific crime.

eVictim - It appears some afro weilding American citizen, unrespective of the law and using extreme and cunning tactics, took my David Attenborough educational DVD without my further permission nor have I received any payment for said item and as of today, he still hasn't given it back or paid for it.

ePasser-by - Guess he's an eRobber.

eVictim - Darn.

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Mr. Chip

Where a person has so much grease on their hair, they resemble a chip pan.

Adam- Shit, did you see Mr. Chip last night?

Matty- Yeah, his hair was like a chip pan!

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