Anish

Upon first sight of Anish, many people assume he isn't the brightest, owing to his some of his peculiar habits. These include messaging Zo for hours in the chat, and rubbing his hands together like a housefly and going "mmmm" whenever Sameep takes a bite of something.

Furthermore, he has a slightly homosexual obsession with polluting his google search history with terms like "nba sexy" and "nba mmm thicc" just to find gayass pictures of michael jordan grabbing kevin durant's ass or something

Girl 1: Yo, who's that tall, basketball-playing, Hollister-wearing, gold aglets touting man of indian origin?

Girl 2: that's anish v. my nigga

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