WandaVision

What happens when you take two random superheroes whose scenes everyone skips on The Avengers DVD release, put them in a random sitcom that no viewers can relate to, and still manages to make an interesting tv show that we pay for... damn you marvel...

Guy: Yo I think Mephisto is secretly Quicksilver in WandaVision

Guy #2: What’s a WandaVision?

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Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

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Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

We get it, you’re bored

I could probably be getting enlightened or taking control of my life, but I guess searching qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm works too.

Uncut

Referring to a Kim Jong Un haircut. Being tablelike in quality and resting atop the head in a ridiculous fashion.

What an uncut man, you look like you could tyrannically rule an asian country!