Country Roading

Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.

Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.

Orion's belt

The name of the belt you earn whenever intergalactic species start having sex with each and you have sex with your first alien.

Hey Ricky, you hookup up with that alien chick from the bar last night?

Ya man! I got my Orion's belt!

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