jabberwacky

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.

Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?

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Realicycling

Using the same contestants from one pointless reality show to form one or more new pointless reality shows.

Examples of Realicycling: Brooke Thompson, Tiffany Pollard, Heather Chadwell, Daisy De La Hoya, Megan Hauserman, Kamal Givens, Ahmad Givens.

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Talk to Lily

To make someone beg pathetically for something. This was made famous by the VH1 show, I love money; in which contestant Megan Hauserman made fellow contestants talk to her retarted dog, Lily, so she would not eliminate them from the game.

Frank snagged the last Corona and made me talk to Lily to get it.

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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

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