Jilly

A Jilly is an ancient creature that eats your soul, Grinds it up with its false fangs then spits it back in your face.

When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten.

A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance:

- Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face.

- Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look.

- It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled

- It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money,

- It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its meat curtains revealing it's thin distressed legs from large amounts of friction enforced upon them leaving them some-what eroded

Person 1: Omg guess what happened to me today!!
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Jilly was complaining about having period pains ( obviously to imply that it is young enough to still have them ) and i threw up all over myself.
Person 2: WOW it's more putrid than i thought.

Person 1: Why is that guy with that jilly?
Person 2: must be that merhag mind control but dw, We will just put her in the hole

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