Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

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