Rusty Leg

The act of pissing on your girlfriends leg while she is in the shower.

girl 1: girl, how'd you get that rash on your leg?
girl 2: Oh this old thing? I was showering last night and my boyfriend gave me a rusty leg.

Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.