UMBC

UVA’s daddy.

Girl- You go to UMBC?!?!
Guy- Yup
Girl- Can you fuck me the way you fucked UVA?

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UVA

Arrogant, self-righteous assholes who use their daddy’s money to do whatever they please.

Worshipers of Thomas Jefferson, their student population goes as follows:

90% of students in Yacht club
85% White, an occasional asian or two rounds out the rest.

75% of students won’t talk to anyone from another university in Virginia.

100% scared of UMBC.

Name two things more worsesome than the government being shutdown?

California Wildfires and The Univeristy Of Virginia (UVA)

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