Kim Jong-ill

Derived from the mentally unstable Supreme Leader of
North Korea Kim Jong-il, going Kim Jong-ill means to
flip out and lose your mind.

"I know you are under pressure this week with final
exams, but please don't go Kim Jong-ill on me."

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silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

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self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

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glam central station

A place or event where everyone dresses to the hilt and makes a fashion statement.

Fashion cop 1:Everybody around here is dressed to the nines.

Fashion cop 2: That's why it's called glam central station.

branimal

A unusually large discharge of excrement, typically
associated with the ingestion of an abundant amount
of dietary fiber.

Wini just ate a whole box of All-Bran cereal--you know a
branimal is coming soon.

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hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

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