Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

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glam central station

A place or event where everyone dresses to the hilt and makes a fashion statement.

Fashion cop 1:Everybody around here is dressed to the nines.

Fashion cop 2: That's why it's called glam central station.

branimal

A unusually large discharge of excrement, typically
associated with the ingestion of an abundant amount
of dietary fiber.

Wini just ate a whole box of All-Bran cereal--you know a
branimal is coming soon.

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hippochondriac

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

liestrong

A yellow bracelet worn by those who falsely deny using drugs.

There are many athletes who deny using performance enhancing drugs that have switched their Livestrong bracelets for a Liestrong.

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premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

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silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

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