dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

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romanic

a manic romantic. a guy or girl that's super into you one day and then seems cold the next.

needy girl: "I don't get it. he called me every day last week and told me he loved me twice. now he won't even respond to my texts. wtf?"

me: "oh, that's cuz he's romanic."

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beautility

what your good looks can do for you. or what your friend's good looks can do for you. the usefulness of being hot.

last night, we got free drinks and I got laid cuz you were dressed like a slut. man, your beautility was in full effect.