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A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.
Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.
When your dick is sore from fucking too many girls from tinder.
Hey is Courtney coming out tonight? No, Brian said he is staying home because he has tinder dick and needs to recuperate.
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A guy, who while standing in line behind a hot girl, secretly takes pics of her ass.
Did you see the pics Dave took of that smoking hot girl's ass in target? His Covert Creeper status is expert.
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