garty party

The best party ever. Mostly consists of strippers, coke, piss and an appearance from the legendary Garty himself. Some say that Garty will even attempt the #LightbulbSpectacular. He is the epitome of sex appeal. Gotta love him.

Jim: 'Doing derr?'
Garty: 'Boys come round to mine, we having a motherfuckin garty party!'

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

PolePlay

The act in which one situates them self 5 metres above a long pole, and after gaining a large public audience, will kick the platform from beneath their feet, and accept their oncoming doom. To perfect this performance, the person must perfectly land on the pole, entering his anus at the same time rupturing his organs and either protruding from his head or his mouth. By far the most exhilarating thing a man can do, closely followed my the Lightbulb Spectacular.

"Holy fuck, Clive just fully sent a PolePlay. His anus is muuuuuuuuuunged."
"Omg, he's so cool. I'm gonna do one tomorrow, get the boys to come round."

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

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