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microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by gollum May 18, 2006

69πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by gollum April 18, 2005

26πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


winky man

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

by gollum May 25, 2006

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

by gollum May 19, 2006

124πŸ‘ 248πŸ‘Ž


Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by gollum May 25, 2006

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by gollum May 25, 2006

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by gollum May 25, 2006

34πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž