cristiano ronaldo

main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)

random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*

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