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throw a brick

To commit a petty crime in order to easily return to jail. This practice is commonly done in order to take advantage of the benefits of free housing, meals, etc. provided while being incarcerated.

Yo, b, I had to throw a brick so I could take another year to get my shit together in the clink.

by gonzobrains January 30, 2012

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Prebagger

Alluding to teabagger, an insulting way to refer to someone who orders groceries online ready for pickup at the store.

Rick is a spoiled millennial too lazy and entitled to bag his own groceries at the checkout. Man, what a prebagger!

by gonzobrains April 20, 2018


self-fornicate

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

by gonzobrains November 5, 2017


what time it is

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.

That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

by gonzobrains March 27, 2016

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.

Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)

by gonzobrains January 11, 2022


TMIITT

The Message Is In The Title - used when you email/post a message and everything you want to write is in the title/subject line.

Subject: Does anyone got any salmon?
Message Body: TMIITT

by gonzobrains March 24, 2022