Emma

Emma is a rare and weird breed of human. Emma's are very temperature sensitive, and do not enjoy cold weather. The Emma is easily sunburnt, and can become so by staring at a white piece of paper. The Emma is an impulsive, indecisive, self-aware person. The Emma procrastinates hard core, and sometimes even counts carpet strands to avoid doing homework. The Emma is not a family oriented creature, and enjoys moments of introspection and solitude. The Emma has a habit of wearing multiple shirts, serial dating, and pulling all nighters. The Emma is a short creature with a fuzzy, conflicted soul. The Emma is also a philosophy fanatic that should seldom be taken seriously. The Emma loves writing and journalism and worships Hunter S. Thompson like Mormons adore door to door sales. The Emma is an intensely offensive person, but does so in the name of humor.

Tuli: Dude did you hear Emma stayed up all night?
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.

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Acid freak

Acid freaks are people who drop LSD, a psychedelic drug popular in the 60s. LSD was legal in the 60s after being created by accident, but is currently illegal. Acid Freaks may seem slightly schizophrenic by being paranoid, or seeing things that aren't actually there. Every acid freak needs a buddy while they're under, and every stoner needs an acid freak. LSD opens the deep horizons of the mind, and enlightens those who use it. LSD has been used by iconic geniuses such as Ken Kesey, Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, and Allen Ginsburg. These are beat generation authors of the 60s. LSD nicknames include California Sunshine, Battery Acid, Blotter, Acid, Purple Heart, and Golden Dragon.

Basil: Did you see how much acid Charlie dropped last night?

Maryjane: He's been doing that since the third grade.
Basil: Dude's an acid freak!

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Teeth Leashes

Teeth leashes are the things that all middle schoolers loathe. And if you’re unlucky enough, you’re the weird high schooler that wears braces for your senior photo. But don’t be that kid. Usually, those who have braces have had them forever, and you were probably the kid that lost your retainer in elementary school and looked for it in the garbage while I stared at you. The only good thing about braces is getting them off, after which you have years of wearing a retainer to look forward too.

After having braces for all of highschool, Grayson is finally getting his teeth leashes off.