1. A man who's name is Clayton but all the ladies prefer the name Claythong.
2. A thong made of clay, baked in an oven, then worn on special occasions.
1. Hello, my real name is Clayton but you can call me Claythong. ;)
2. You can wear your Claythong any time but it is saved for special events because it often causes hemroids and constapation.
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NERD: OMGosh those suspenders are so pippin'!!!
OTHER NERD: I no *snort snort*
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