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That wonderful week of the month where a female's vagina becomes a fire breathing monster because it's bleeding as if Chuck Norris kicked her between the thighs. Be careful around this woman, have chocolate and although everyone (including her) knows that she's being dramatic because her crotch is bleeding, don't EVER say it out loud to her. She will literally rip your head off
She has the red dragon. Pack your things, we're moving to Europe
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When someone's breath literally smells like shit.
I kissed her after we came home from eating and drinking and shawty had straight caca breath. I'm dumping her today
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- Used for friends or people you barely know well enough to give a red heart emoji too.
- Used for wack loved ones that you're slowly preparing to weed out of your life so you begin downgrade from red heart, to blue, then yellow and finally, green. Prepare yourself, you're getting dumped soon.
Shawty sent me a blue heart emoji today... It's over
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When a situation is difficult and it feels like life is sticking a fork in your ass
Yo bruh, this test is mad forsticuous
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Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.
Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks
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