Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

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